So I was traveling through the deepest depths of Fife at some silly hour this morning on my way to work in Dundee for the day. I'll freely admit I was still half asleep, but in one town that I think began with L (but wasn't Lochgelly), I'm pretty sure I saw a cockerel strutting about in the playground of a primary school, a house that had a full size tiger guarding the door of the porch and a mini that was covered by a tarpaulin, on which was a selection of carefully laid out babygros.
What's that all about?
I bet it also had a local shop, for local people...
